Episode 89

Down there hair: Must we remove it?

Bad date: After a woman endures a super-creepy date, the fellow is still trying to contact her and pries her friends for info about her. How can she get rid of him? Is there something she should have done differently to give him the message?

Unhappy endings? A gay man in a relationship of 12 years has been caught getting massages with “happy endings.” Does this spell the end of their relationship?

Polygamist sister: The caller’s sis is involved in a potentially abusive polygamist relationship. What can the caller do to help?

Lapsed Catholics: Are they damaged goods or a scorching-hot lay waiting to happen?

All this, and even more.
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Episode 88

The 34-year-old Dan Savage tackles the following questions:
If you’re into older guys, will you always be into older guys? Like even when you’re old? And is there anything wrong with that?
What’s so very wrong with young people getting married, anyway?
How can a lesbian swirling in lesbian psychodrama develop a bionic bullshit detector?
And more.
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Episode 87

Blood and Sugar: Today’s episode spans many topics, including ladies who get compensated for their sweet time. One caller is falling in love with her sugar daddy. Another caller has a fuck buddy who has suggested that he pay her for her services; how much should she charge? A fit gay man has fantasies of being fed into obesity. A man wonders if he and his buddies should pay a prostitute to pretend to pick up their socially awkward virgin friend out of pure desire. And a clever retaliation for the woman whose husband leaves his spunk all over the house.

Not for the faint of heart.
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Episode 86

How can a 21-year-old straight college student meet girls who will indulge his desire to be forced to clean their houses?

After a rancorous break-up, she wants the sex tape that they made together returned to her. Who should own this precious memory?

A recently dumped gay man wants to know how to make one last “grand romantic gesture” to try to save the relationship.

A sadly sexless teen wants to lose her virginity to her dearly beloved boyfriend. But he wants to wait until marriage. He is also her “best friend.” Is he gay?

A married woman with two small children has discovered that her husband is having an affair. Should she allow it to go on or kick him to the curb?

And more.
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Episode 85

Lesbian Poly Drama: She stole her best friend’s wife. How can she get rid of all that pesky guilt?

Cheaters: One man in a four-year relationship wants to cheat because the sex is dull. Another fella got busted cheating and wonders how to negotiate an open relationship next time.

Ah, to be a young gay man: An 18-year-old homo was at a party, when his drunken, “straight-identified” friend all but threw himself at him. Will he remember what he said tomorrow? And another 18-year-old homo is getting very close with a 17-year-old homo. The 17-year-old’s parents are fine with it, but what would The Law think?

Dan counsels a man whose girlfriend has decided that after six months of hot monkey sex, Jesus wants them to abstain until they get married.

And, the final call illustrates why you should NEVER listen to this show just before you go to bed.

You’ve been warned…
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Episode 84

He thinks he’s a 61-year-old sex machine; she just likes the money he pays her. Should she keep pretending to enjoy the oral sex her sugar daddy insists on giving her? • Clark Kent: Hear the charming but confusing tale of a couple who maintain both a real and online relationship with each other. • Two calls from people wondering about open relationships, one from a happily married man whose wife wants to branch out, and another from a woman who very much wants to be the OTHER woman. • A brother and sister are gay. Should they both come out at the same time? • And, Dan Savage gets support from the fatosphere.

Do you have an itchy rash? An inexplicable lump? Does it hurt when you go like this?
We’re getting a doctor in the house, so ask your medical questions now. 206-201-2720.

Episode 83

Join Dan Savage and guest star Cory Silverberg in a very special sex-with-disabilities episode of the Savage Lovecast.
Also, a follow-up call from the French major house of drama.
And an awful lot more.

Call 206-201-2720 to get on the show.

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Episode 82

A former call girl is dating a conservative man. Should she tell him about her history with “compensated dating?”
If you are a straight man, what is the polite way to reject a gay man?
A woman who has been faking orgasms with her boyfriend wonders if she should tell him the truth now that they’re breaking up.
Amateur online porn: Some pros and cons.
He’s a kinky motherfucker who enjoys the BDSM. She, as a rape survivor and feminist, not so much. Is their new relationship doomed?

And more.
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Episode 81

My, what a fabulously GAY show we have for you this week.

First, a woman notices that though normally heterosexual, she tends to go gay at certain times during her menstrual cycle. Spooky.
A GGG gay man would like to indulge his lover’s piss fetish, but wants to make sure it’s safe first.
A man who was sexually abused by his father as a child has made a new friend. The hitch? This friend appears on the sex-offender registry.
A father is miffed because his 12-year-old son who just came out won’t dish about boys with him.
Bareback porn—any ethical problems here?
A young man has gained 100 pounds. Hear Dan’s reasonable diet/lifestyle regimen here.

And more.
Call 206-201-2720 even if you’re straight.

Episode 80

In a house full of college intrigue, the caller’s roommate has invited his French mistress to come visit. Should the roommate bother telling his American girlfriend ahead of time?
A self-described self-destructive lesbian wonders how she can lure some emotionally healthy ladies into her life.
A straight man was perusing porn when he discovered some creepy pics of his ex! Should he tell her about it or keep it to himself?
Should a masochistic lass feel guilty about her troubling rape fantasies?
A cure for wet dreams, and so much more.

Call us up: 206-201-2720

Episode 79

Today’s Savage Lovecast features a lot of fellas who need fixin’.

Go Down, Young Man: A woman’s boyfriend won’t go there. Should she school him or tolerate his refusal to give head?
Piece of Shit?: He cheated on his girlfriend by chatting up “ladies” on the internets. His girlfriend found out and dumped him. Is he a sex addict? Can he be fixed?
Jailbird brother: Her brother is in jail again, for publicly masturbating. Can he be fixed?
Cum Litterer: Her husband likes to jerk off all over the house and leave her little jizzy surprises. What would you do in her situation?

I know what I’d do. I’d call 206-201-2720.

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Episode 78

He’s back!
A married man is having an affair: Does this make him a shit? Another married man is so horny he’s “going bananas!” A lesbian ruminates on sagging balls and a gay man is pissed when fag hags get in his way. This and so much more on Dan’s triumphant return.

Give us a call: 206-201-2720.

Episode 77

Dan is still taking some time off, so here’s a rerun from last May.
We’ll be back with fresh episodes soon.

Keep the calls coming: 206-201-2720.

Episode 76

Dan’s off this week, so we dug up this goodie from last October.

Perhaps you remember the morality tale of the lady who fucked her concierge? How about sex with a marijuana enthusiast? How can you get back into the pants of a recently traumatized sexual-assault victim? And the nasty, brutish behavior of a woman’s ex-boyfriend turns her on. How can she get some more of that?

Back next week with a fresh one.
Call us at 206-201-2720.

Episode 75

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a female-to-male tranny who’s not sure how to use the men’s bathroom, a father discovers his 4- and 5-year-old children doing a little nighttime touching, a drug thief, a shitstorm drunk, and so much more.

Call us at 206-201-2720.

Episode 74

It’s a fag-hag bonanza! We were flooded with calls from fags, their hags, and tales from the heart of this twisted, tender relationship.

Call 206-201-2720 with your sex and relationship advice questions about anything BUT fag hags, because we are SO done.

Episode 73

The perfect couple: A master snooper is paired up with a chronic cheater. What could be better?
A straight man freshly out of a relationship has found a hottie who wants to get it on. But he always seems to find an excuse to get out of it. Is he listening to a chickenshit voice in his head, or is it a wise one?
Blowjob receivers of the world! A caller exhorts you to treat your blowers with respect. Then there will be more blowjobs for everyone!
Her partner of 13 years has discovered that he’s asexual. Is this a problem?
A 22-year-old virgin woman has the opportunity to lose her virginity in a three-way with a hot couple she knows. Is this the best way to launch her maiden voyage?
And finally, a newly out gay man’s parents are still feeling squeamish about his gayness. How much acceptance should he demand? How long is this going to take?

Next week: A Fag Hag Extravaganza!
Be you fag or hag, call 206-201-2720.

Episode 71

Time limit: Her boyfriend says he loves her, but he’s not “in love” with her. How long should she put up with this sort of nonsense?
Bitch: If you think your buddy’s new girlfriend is a bitch, should you tell him so? What’s the etiquette here?
Death by dildo: Hear the sordid tale of a man who impaled himself on an dildo. True or false?
Intervention time?: Her friend is being pimped out and abused by her boyfriend. What is the caller’s responsibility as a friend?

And more. There’s always more.
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Episode 70

Sisterhood is powerful. And so are blowjobs. A caller explains to Dan and all female listeners that a blowjob bestows tremendous power on the blower over the blowed.

Lutheran jailbait: A teenage, “very, very Lutheran” girl living with her parents wonders whether she should tell them about her attraction to older men?

A crossdressing man wants to get together with other crossdressers and have a “girls’ night out.” How can he find others like him, and keep it platonic?

Neglected fag hag: You’ve all heard the tale—the caller’s gay friend isn’t hanging out with her anymore now that he’s come out. Why are the gays so mean to their former best friends?

And more.
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Episode 69

A married man is aggressively hitting on a kinky bi lady; she thinks he’s a jerk, but she wouldn’t mind fucking his wife while he watches. • Confused straight people: One lady fantasizes about women, and only dates boys whom she can dress up like girls. Another fellow is “interested in fellatio.” He finds the subject… fascinating. • A German man can’t come unless it’s all over his girlfriend’s face. Truth or fiction? • A straight man has always had vanilla sex, but now he wants to indulge in some darker desires. Should he try it out with a hooker?

And, a fabulous new theme song!

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Episode 68

A gay man went camping to heal his broken heart. He ended up fucking the forest ranger. But it turns out Ranger Rick is already friends with the caller’s ex. Who’s got dibs?
A bi lady and her partner share the same fetish. But they only do the kinky stuff once every six months. Why do lesbians have to process everything so much?
Three responses to the gal who is dating a Jesus freak. Can a relationship survive on sex alone? Is it a bad thing when your husband insists that you are possessed by demons if you question the historical accuracy of Noah’s Ark?
One last question: If a lady gets into bed, and she’s naked, is she sending sexual signals?

Come hither:
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Episode 67

The great porn debate: Does it harm women? Can it be produced ethically? • A man has been monitoring his 14-year-old’s online activity. Guess what! She’s having sex and drinking! Now what the hell should he do? • A man is in love with his sweetheart, but her friend is attempting to undermine the relationship. Who’s worse, the meddling friend or the easily swayed girlfriend? • A hooker with a heart of gold wants some advice on how to get the condoms on her clients without losing their lucrative erections. • A foster dad wants to help his gay daughter get over the idea that she’s going to hell.

And more.
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Episode 66

An ex-punker and a Jesus-lovin’ jock have earth-shattering sex, but that’s about it. Can their relationship survive based on sex alone?
Shit in the mouth: Safe? Sexy?
A real, live grammar fetishist calls and reads off some of her favorite words.
After hearing tales of violence as a result of the drug trade in Mexico, Dan is forced to defend marijuana use. But he feels terribly guilty about it.

And more, more, more.

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Episode 65

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a potpourri of problems only Dan can solve. A gay man just got dumped and he’s a miserable wretch: How do you get better after a breakup? Me so horny, you so ugly: A young, newly single hottie is hornier than ever, but everyone she could get with seems ugly to her. Spare Tire: A man asks Dan if he’s fat, though Dan will never set eyes on him. Tranny Flip-Flop: First she was attracted to girls; then she became a he and now he’s attracted to boys. The juicer: Listen in as a sleepy straight boy in his underwear tries to explain why he wouldn’t go down on his overly wet ex-girlfriend. And a 50-year-old lesbian finds she has a hankering for… men!

You just never know, you know.
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Episode 64

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a couple of tearjerkers. A woman discovers her boyfriend’s computer is riddled with homemade porn of his many ex-girlfriends. Another woman discovers her boyfriend of three years is gay, gay, gay. Yet another woman can only have great sex when she’s blotto drunk. Sad, right? On the lighter side, some polyamorous relationships work out just fine, reports a happy poly lady. And a man wants to indulge his girlfriend’s bad-grammar fetish without laughing and ruining the moment.

That’s right: bad-grammar fetish.
Call 206-201-2720

Episode 63

Happy New Year, perverts.

On this week’s episode, a medical fetishist’s maiden voyage, an S&M player with small-town troubles, new lovers who feel terribly awkward that they were once friends. Plus, a caller profusely thanks Dan Savage for breaking up her marriage, a man is too scared of venereal disease to kiss his lady, and more.

May 2008 be the year of great sex for you.

But if it isn’t, call:
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Episode 62

It’s a very special War on Christmas episode of the Savage Lovecast, full of enough foul-mouthed perversity to make the Baby Jesus weep.
A kinky coed and her girlfriends live in dorm rooms with thin walls. How can they get nasty without being expelled? And a considerate houseguest wonders how he and his special lady can get it on when they’re staying with friends in New York City. More polyamory problems, coming-out issues, and sex, sex, sex.

Call us up:
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Episode 61

On this week’s Savage Lovecast:
When does a poly relationship turn to poison? Some folks are just meant to be monogamous.
Dan solves an interoffice squabble about whether female ejaculation is a myth or a beautiful, sloppy reality.
A guy with little sexual experience has fears about approaching women. Should he be honest about his inexperience?
A pretty but heavy girl is trapped in a beach town with a bunch of skinny babes and immature jackasses. How long must she wait to catch a good man who appreciates a curve or two?
And finally: Poor, poor Owen. Owen is the boy a previous caller moved to New York for, despite his selfish, manipulative behavior. He called the show to assure Dan that he was in the right, his girlfriend was lying, and their relationship is just fine. Listen to the carnage that ensues.

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If you’ve been on the show, please call and give us an update!

Episode 60

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a mother sharing too much information, how to put on a condom without losing your wood, a blowjob technique to avoid throwing up in your mouth, a debate on the feminist implications of doin’ it doggie-style, and more.

So much more.
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Episode 59

What a depressing show we have for you this week! Pop a couple Prozac and listen in.
In It for the Kids: A married, stay-at-home father loves being a dad, but his marriage is miserable. Divorce is not an option for him. What should he do?
Move to NYC?: Should this woman move to New York to be with her selfish, manipulative boyfriend? Listen carefully for the phrase “The primacy and the fucking triumph of his dick.”
Family Dysfunction: A gay son wants a course of action to counsel his fully dysfunctional family. Dan has one.
Baggage Girl: The caller is in an on-again/off-again relationship with a woman who employs some of the dramatic arts in her everyday life. Dan’s suggestion? Stick with off-again.
Trust Him?: The caller is deeply in love with an engaged man. He swears he’s going to break off the engagement one of these days. Should she believe him?

Why do you people stick around?

Call us when you break up:
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Episode 58

A couple of dads in trouble: Dad #1 groaned loud enough during sex to wake up his daughter. Now he has some explaining to do. Dad #2 likes porn that looks like his daughter. His wife would surely leave him if she discovered it. What is this innocent man to do? Also, a woman married the minister, and now he doesn’t want to have sex anymore. What could possibly be going on here? And so much more.

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Call us with your freaky shit.

Episode 57

On this week’s Lovecast, Dan Savage is joined by Science, aka Jonathan Golob, The Stranger’s resident science columnist. Learn the scientific viewpoint on pheromones, the Madonna/whore complex, why a caller’s breasts taste like onions, and whether it is truly safe to leave an opened jar of mayonnaise out of the refrigerator.

Also, a useful tutorial on how to scientifically determine whether a woman’s orgasm is fake or genuine.

Call 206-201-2720 with your scientific inquiries.

If you dig this, check out Science’s podcast, Dear Science.

Episode 56

A helpless gay Mormon is TRAPPED in a religious dungeon and can’t escape! Only Dan Savage has the key. • Teenage sex ruins everything—a young lady can’t get over how wretched her teenage boyfriend was. It gets better, dear. • Dolphin love—can people and dolphins make sweet, sweet love? • A gay man needs space from his relationship (read: they’re breaking up). Has he wasted two years of his life? • A married woman only acts like a slut when she’s married! (She’s on marriage number two.) What’s up? • A game lesbian wants to please her lover who likes dirty talk. But she can’t bring herself to say “cunt-hungry come Dumpster.” • And More!

Can you bring yourself to say “cunt-hungry come Dumpster”?
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Episode 55

This week: Slow down, kinky lady! This gal is bursting with libido and kinky desires. But she doesn’t want to unleash them on just anyone, until she trusts him. How can she communicate this to her partners without freaking them the fuck out?
Ass hair. He’s got it, lots of it. Why do we have it? Is there an evolutionary advantage? Does it trap farts IN? These questions and more are answered.
This gal is not good at talking dirty — how can she get started?
Another homo just came out to his parents, and it didn’t go well. How long should a loving son wait and forgive until his parents come around to accepting him?
This questions says it all: How can the caller break up with his unemployed, suicidal, recovering-alcoholic, crack-addict, boyfriend of 12 years?
And finally, a little turn-on for you all. Two Mormon girls spend their evenings cuddling in bed. One is a lesbian; the other one… might be. How can the tortured dyke get to the bottom of this little mystery?

Call, call, call.
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Episode 54

She went and fucked her concierge and now things are terribly awkward with him… should she get him fired? * A man’s crush just got sexually assaulted and now she’s wrecked. He’s tried being caring and supportive… how can he get back into her pants? * Another caller’s fiancé is a marijuana enthusiast. He’s smoking up all her money and lies about it. Any ideas on what she should do? * And finally, a woman is chagrined to discover that during a nasty breakup fight, she found that the cruel and domineering behavior of her boyfriend… turned her on! How can she get some more of that?

Also, a caller with a devastatingly sexy New Zealand accent. Rrrrowwwrr!

Call 206-201-2720
Keep it short, but give us details. And please don’t call from the car or subway.

Episode 53

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week Dan ministers to a porn addict with a penchant for “big black dick/small white girl” porn. Next up, a small white girl’s partner’s big dick causes her a lot of pain. A straight man wrestles with his Madonna-whore complex. Listen in on a free psychotherapy session between a self-described “spaz” and Dr. Savage. And a 61-year-old gay man feels guilty about hiring gorgeous escorts to come play with his unattractive self. Should he feel guilty about this?

Are you feeling guilty about something?
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Episode 52

Welcome to Episode 52 of the Savage Lovecast.
This week, a straight man wonders why he can’t maintain a relationship. Maybe it’s because he’s an asshole? A straight woman complains that when she reaches for the lube it kills the moment. A straight man is racked with guilt because he wants to come in his girlfriend’s mouth. A young gay man is terribly, terribly nervous. So much anxiety! Plus, a trucker who likes the bi ladies, and the sex craze that’s allegedly sweeping the nation: skullfucking.
C’mon, you know you’ve done it…

Call and tell us ALL about it: 206-201-2720

And listen closely for this sentence: “Coat her molars with my dying DNA.”
Hot!

Episode 51

It’s ladies’ week on the Savage Lovecast—all gals, all the time. Dan argues with a caller about lies and adultery. A 24-year-old straight gal has lost her libido. Maybe she’s gay? Dan counsels a depressed teen to break up with her boyfriend before he is forced to break up with her. A 21-year-old lass feels like it’s the FELLAS who demand commitment too soon—not the other way around. Should a woman in a budding relationship ask her boyfriend to reveal his sexual history? And more. Hear Dan utter the words “tabula fuckin’ semen rasa.”

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Call with your questions.

Episode 50

This week on the Savage Lovecast, one bisexual girl, one straight woman, and three martinis equals one big mess. Has the gays’ right to cruise been trampled by the Larry Craig affair? Are ladies similar to plantar warts in any way? What’s the most appropriate way to tell your ex-girlfriends that your current girlfriend has HPV and you think you gave it to her, without being a scrotum? And finally, Dan grudgingly counsels a sex-phobic sex columnist on how to improve both her sex life and her writing.

Call 206-201-2720 and leave your question, even if you don’t hear a tone.

Episode 49

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a cheerful pregnant lady wants to indulge her husband’s pie-in-the-face fetish—but what to do about the mess?

Some definitions: What is a “Prince Albert” and exactly how kinky is it? And what on earth is “precum”? Both Dan and Wikipedia tackle this one without breaking a sweat.

A Catholic mother describes her son’s coming out. Her reaction? Acceptance and support. Get out your hankies; this one’s a tearjerker.

Dan speaks with a battle-worn love veteran who’s fed up with no-good men. Her age? 19.

And more!

Call 206-201-2720 to ask a question for the show.

Thanks for listening.

Episode 48

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week a caller finds herself in a porn conundrum. She likes it fine. But her boyfriend ignores her when the porn’s on! And that ain’t right. Also, what are Dan Savage’s tastes in pornography? You’ll have to listen to find out.

An adventurous lass wonders if getting anally penetrated without lube will hurt her. Dan has two words for her: “anal snot.”

Another caller is missing the rough sex in her relationship, despite an incident that landed her boyfriend in jail. How can they get the good sex back without the genuine violence?

And finally, a 21-year-old clever, kinky, generous gal has a boyfriend with limited tastes who wants to control her. Whatever should she do?

WWJD? DTMFA.

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Episode 47

We’re fagging out on the Savage Lovecast this week. A gay man is very comfortable with his gayness… he just doesn’t like sex all that much. A lesbian wants to experiment with sleeping with a man. Any takers? Dan talks a young man into quitting all the skanky, anonymous sex, and helps another to come out, despite the baleful influence of his nutbag, conservative, religious mother.

Happy Birthday Amanda.

NO MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAY REQUESTS.

Call with any other sort of query: 206-201-2720.

Episode 46

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week, a woman in an LTR gets a UTI when ever she has RS (rough sex) .What should she do, Dan? And: Hairy hypocrites—a woman is fed up with very hairy fellas demanding that she shave every last part of her body. How common is it for children to play S&M? Dan speaks with a woman who hates pornography so much is makes her sick to her stomach. And so much more.

Keep those calls short and sweet: 206-201-2720

Episode 45

Here are the steamy, sexy questions Dan addresses this week. It’s getting hot…
When is it appropriate to fake an orgasm? Does one have to see a doctor to sever an attached foreskin? How can you tell your partner that they are a terrible kisser? Is S&M an expression of emotional imbalance? And this sultry, passionate show ends with a Herpes Hoedown!

Yee Haw!
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Episode 44

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast, where ladies learn about enemas, gentlemen suck their own dicks, and chicken shits can’t quite figure out how to make an appointment at the goddamn doctor to see if they have the herpes. Also, how to combine love with bondage; and the sad tale of anal sex gone horribly wrong.

Have some mistakes that others can learn from?
Call 206-201-2720 and tell us EVERYTHING.

Episode 43

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a caller wonders if he should sleep with his boyfriend, despite latent herpes. Another caller has thoughts of incest; is this normal or not? A young lady’s mother tells her that she was molested when she was a child. A little bit on foreskin cleaning here, the word “scrotum” there, and if you’re wondering if your alkaline batteries will make your sex toys explode, then you simply must listen to this show.

We like to listen to you, too. Call us: 206-201-2720

Episode 42

In this week’s episode: Dan counsels a man whose recent brain surgery prevents him from orgasming with his wonderful lady. Should a perfectly reasonable man break up with his cold, hyper-religious, sex-phobic fiancée? How much is too much masturbation? When is the right time to divulge HIV status? And spoiler alert: Fellatio does not give you bad breath.

Call right now. From a land line. 206-201-2720

Episode 41

This week, armpit sex: myth or fact? Plus, some heartening responses to the poor girl whose sex-negative mother is controlling her life; a man who likes his ladies nice ‘n’ crazy; and what does it really mean when your boyfriend asks for “space”?

You think you know all the answers don’t you? Here’s how you ask Dan a question: Call 206-201-2720.

Episode 40

This week on the Savage Lovecast: Is it a good thing when gay neighborhoods (gayborhoods) have big signs with rainbows to mark homo turf? Also, a nearly engaged bisexual woman worries because her fella disapproves of her carpet-munching ways. Should she have one last fling? And are there really Japanese clubs where women eat only bananas for days and then… god. You’ll just have to listen to get the gist of this one.

Call us with your unspeakably depraved question: 206-201-2720.

Episode 39

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a woman who finds cunnilingus so, very… boring; a man who loves to get spanked, but could do without the crotchless chaps; a woman with a skin disease who doesn’t want to take her shirt off; and a caller who thinks there’s nothing funny about giggling during sex.

Call us with your questions: 206-201-2720

Episode 38

Do you have Reluctant Dom Syndrome (RDS)? Dan Savage has the cure.
Also: how to successfully bottom from the top, escape from your sex negative mommy, and tell your father that you’d rather not hear about his sex life.

Because you don’t want to hear about his sex life, right? Well, we want to hear about yours… 206-201-2720

Episode 37

Does porn rot your brain? Does promiscuity prevent orgasms? Do open relationships lead to abuse and heartbreak? So many questions, so much angst! Also, Savage schools a lesbian on how to be tough, and tells yet another asshole that he is, indeed, an asshole.

But YOU’RE not an asshole… we know! Call us at 206-201-2720 with your question.

Episode 36

Topics covered:
Is kinkiness genetic? A woman and her two kinky sisters think so.
A young man is concerned because his fiancée bursts into laughter when she orgasms.
Dan picks the brains of the sex-toy experts at Come As You Are in Toronto.
Plus, an avalanche of responses on the topic of “accidental” anal penetration.

Call 206-201-2720 from a land-line to get on the Savage Lovecast.

Episode 35

In this week’s installment, Dan advocates the forked-tongue approach: If it will help the relationship, lie, lie, lie. Also, a cute gay boy wants to try some pussy, and how to tell your pal to stop looking at your tits.

Call us at 206-201-2720.

Episode 34

This one is all about grown-ups talking to kids about sex.

Call 206-201-2720, and talk to us about sex.
But keep it brief.

Episode 33

This week on the newly named Savage Love Live (even though it’s not “live” at all), we’ve got delicious teen drama, advice on how to break the news that you have an STD, and an ex-lesbian wonders how to tell her family that she’s straight.

Call us at 206-201-2720 with your question. The odds that we’ll use your call rise dramatically when you call from a land line or if you’re blasted drunk.

Episode 32

This week on the Savage Love Podcast, a caller comes to the defense of sex parties, a drunken medical student wonders if he’s gay, and a sex worker asks how to tell his prospective clients that it don’t come free. Also, a conversation with a man who wants to be the sperm donor for a lesbian couple, and a bi woman is angry that her boyfriend accepts her bisexuality.
Huh? I know, right?

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Episode 31

Welcome to the Savage Love podcast, the only place you’ll hear, “Clench, clench, clench. Sploot, sploot, sploot.”
This week: advice on how to meet and date porn stars, a female ejaculation primer, a gal who dreams of fucking like a fella, and a lesbian who guiltlessly enjoys her rape fantasies. Also, Dan gives the whole world permission to jerk off, and spectacularly fails to assist in a quasi-medical question.

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Episode 30

It’s the medical episode! The long-suffering Dr. Barak Gaster, MD, joins us for some down-to-earth answers to questions like,” Is it okay to put Splenda in my vagina?” and, “Is it bad for my slave to eat my shit?” (The answer to both questions is yes.)

To ask a motherfucking crazy question of your own, call 206-201-2720.

Episode 29

On this week’s episode, Ty emerges VICTORIOUS! Hear the delightful tale of a mutually fulfilling, kinky, teenage deflowering. Also, we got some anal sex troubles, and a friend getting sucked in to a manipulative drama situation. Dan to the rescue.

We are still accepting medical questions. Got a rash? It hurts when you go like this?
Call 206-201-2720.

Episode 28

You think you got problems? Listen up.

The questions:

Easy: She’s 18 and “doin’ it.” Is she the slut her parents say she is?
Not Before Marriage: This kinky teenage lass is ready for anything. But her b-friend wants to remain a virgin until marriage. Does butt-fucking count?
Sex Parties: Dan reveals his puritan side.
Poly Closet: The caller is bi and polyamorous. How much does her family need to know?

To get your question on the show, call 206-201-2720 from a land-line if possible.

Episode 27

In the long awaited Asshole Edition, Dan mocks, insults, and humiliates his callers (and that’s why you keep listening).

The questions:
Dark Desires: She likes it rough, too rough for him. Should he feel guilty about refusing to fulfill her darkest fantasy?
Not Cool: The caller takes issue with Dan’s treatment of the Teenage Virgin Dominatrix with Multiple Personality Disorder.
Newbies: He’s doing virgins, and feeling guilty about it. What a pussy.
Pussy: A caller takes issue with Dan’s use of the word “pussy.”
Your Partner’s a Creep: When is it time to speak up?
Pills, Pills, Pills: A cocktail of birth control pills and Prozac is killing her libido. He doesn’t like condoms. What should they do?

Here’s what YOU should do: call 206-201-2720 with your questions.

Episode 26

Last week’s pathetic hungover episode was straight, straight, straight. Well, get ready lads, because this one is very, very, very gay.

Topics:
Inexperienced Bottom
Sexomnia
The Fear of Incontinence
Closet Case #1
Closet Case #2

Call 206-201-2720 with your burning questions.

Episode 25

It’s the long-awaited “hung-over” episode! Can Dan maintain his “frickin’ awesome” status after a night of tequila? Listen in.

Topics covered:
An impassioned response to the Misogynist Faggot.
Bisexuality—what’s up with it?
How does a 19-year-old virgin dominatrix get started?
She’s jealous. He has a mysterious illness. Are they doomed?

If you were a gay guy, wouldn’t you want to “frickin’ marry” Dan Savage?
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Episode 24

This week’s topics:

Rape Fantasies
Big Dick, Small Mouth
What Up with Closet Cases?
Porn Problems
More Skank Please

To get your question on the air, call 206-201-2720.

Episode 23

Listen in as Dan Savage answers these questions and sets ’em straight. So to speak.
To Fuck or Not to Fuck?
Horny When Hungover
Closet Police
I Want My Ex’s Booty
Come Out, Friend
Sex Eyes

Call 206-201-2720 to get in on the action.

Episode 22

How should a 20-year-old woman tell her crush that she’s a virgin?
If you have a damaged heart, is it okay to zap your dick with an electric stimulator?
He likes to please the ladies “110 percent”—would it be so wrong to ask for a non-reciprocated BJ once in a while?
He won’t fuck her while she’s doing the dishes like she wants him to! When will he get the message??!

Dan has all the answers.
You have all the questions: 206-201-2720. Calling from a land line increases the probability of your making it on the show by 72 percent.

Episode 21

Listen in as Dan Savage blows his top at a misogynistic faggot. It’s a beautiful thing.
Also: a bubbly, desperately horny 18-year-old virgin, a “tongue extender,” and an obnoxious man-hating, fake lesbian.

Want to get screamed at by Dan Savage? Simply call 206-201-2720 and leave him a voicemail.

Episode 20

Here are the filthy, filthy questions Dan addresses this week:

Cock rings… dangerous?
Come in the mouth… ick!
I want a hands-free orgasm… help!
Found evil roommate’s porn photo… what to do?

Landlines, people! Landlines! C’mon, you can call from work… 206-201-2720.

Episode 19

The show, in a nutshell:

She’s sneakin’ cigs and he doesn’t like it ONE LITTLE BIT!
She’s Catholic and bisexual; should she come out?
His buddy likes to date 17-year-old girls. Does he need to be slapped?
Dan chats with Seattle dominatrix Mistress Matisse about legalizing prostitution.

Want to cry on Dan’s shoulder? Call from your landline and make it short and snappy: 206-201-2720.

Episode 18

This week’s questions:

I wanna swing with my buddies!
A lady of low libido
On saying “No.”
A junkie’s got his stuff.

To record a question for Dan to answer, call 206-201-2720. Leave a phone number if you’d like Dan to interview you for the podcast.

Episode 17

This week Dan speaks with and about indulgent ladies. Bless them.

The callers:
Can’t cum, but his abs are hot.
He likes and insists on anal. She, not so much.
How to LOVE her without SMOTHERING her. And how to get on a podcast.
I met him online, and he seems a little sketchy…I know! I’ll meet him in an abandoned field and let him take pictures of my feet!

You can call, too. 206-201-2720.

Episode 16

Dan Savage applies his smutty wit to the following topics:

How Many Homos?
Fruit Fly
Too Much Pre-cum
Porn Star in the Family
Stop that Lesbian Union!

Call us at 206-201-2720

Episode 15

Warning: Dan Savage gets MEAN. Listen to the carnage.

This week’s questions:
Let’s Talk About Babies
Cuckolding Protocol
My Copulation Friend
Gettin’ with the Friend’s Ex

And! Sick of the theme music? Can you do better? Compose some and send it to podcasts@thestranger.com.

To record a question for Dan, call 206-201-2720.

Episode 14

This week’s show is sooooo gay. Dan ponders these issues:

My Relative is a homo—how do I talk to him?
Anal sex sans santorum: How to avoid the frothy mix.
Gag reflex: She cuts her food into tiny pieces. Is this really necessary?
Three way, his way: Can a relationship work with a third wheel attached?

Your job is to ask questions: 206-201-2720.

Episode 13

Listen in as Dan Savage, America’s Sweetheart, attends to the ills of the lovelorn. This week’s unfortunates:

“Pushy Boyfriend.” Is it his culture, or is he a big creep?

“Apologies.” He loved her once. Now she’s marrying his best friend. But they’re already in couples counseling! Should he apologize for warning his best friend not to marry his ex?

“Teenaged Canadian Homo.” Where should he go to make friends?

“Shootin’ Blanks” He takes scalding hot showers before sex… does she really need to use birth control?

It’s all real. You’re next. 206-201-2720.

Episode 12

Here are the provocative titles of the questions Dan answers in this episode:
“Inorgasmic in Ohio”
“The No Masturbation Experiment”
“A Fellow who Likes to Trick Women”
“Skin Suit”

Anything making you nervous? Tune in.

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Episode 11

Happy New Year everyone.
Dan starts out 2007 by addressing the following interest-whetting topics:

Toxic sex toys
Curvy penises
Differing sex drives
More advice to combat UTIs
and the At-Risk Tech Savvy Youth™

Sometimes, the risk is palpable. Would you like to pile on? 206-201-2720 is the number to call.

Episode 10

This week Dan advises a future Lutheran pastor on how to get over his ex-girlfriend already.

There’s a fellow with an awesome Chicago accent who points out that all these nice straight guys who proclaim that they refuse to marry until the Gays can marry MIGHT just have cold feet…

A young man in Catholic school thinks that bigots should be fed knuckle sandwiches.

What do YOU think the bruises are on this man’s penis?

And finally, a lad calls all the way from Australia to proclaim his attraction to uncircumcised penises. But he calls them “doodles.” Because he’s from Australia.

Can we have some ladies please? Call 206-201-2720 and let your female problems be solved!

Episode 9

Here are just some of the problems afflicting the people all around you:

He’d rather watch pornography than have sex with a 20 year old lady!
She’s got an enraged urethra, and her doctor won’t talk to her about sex!
His boyfriend is ready to settle down. He just wants to party.
He’s calling for a boycott of Chevrolet!
A black woman strikes back.
He’s 18 and can’t cum like he used to.

You have problems too you know. Call 206-201-2720 and tell Danny all about it.

Episode 8

Here are the dilemmas and concerns that Dan Savage helps his listeners grapple with this week:

He loves her. She loves him. But he wants to dominate her and she just wants some sweet, sweet lovin’.
A Caucasian lady offers some advice of her own to our nation’s African-American gentlemen.
Is one loving teaspoon enough?
And, when it comes to orgasms, she’s a lone wolf. Can Dan help a young lady learn to share her most intimate moments with others?

Listen in.

And would it kill you to call? 206-201-2720. It’s a voicemail. Record your question, using a land line if at all possible, and maybe we’ll use it. Leave your phone number if you’re up for a follow-up call.

Episode 7

In this week’s episode, a newly out gay man wants to learn the secrets of dating, rather than casual boning. Sweet! A young lady offers tips on how to rock the G-spot. Dan calls a young man who has a proclivity for drama queens, and more.
We’re trying out some new music too.

Would you like to be a part of the spectacle? Call 206-201-2720 and record your question.

Episode 6

Gather round the Thanksgiving table with Dan as he answers questions about fisting, sounding, genital warts, and revisits the concept of getting pleasured by a dolphin, all while picking turkey out of his teeth. Listen in with the whole family!

Would you like to ask a question for the entire world to ponder? (We’ve gotten calls from Nigeria and Australia so far.) Call 206-201-2720 and record your question.

Episode 5

In a very special family oriented Thanksgiving edition of the Savage Love podcast, Dan attends to these eternal questions:
Is it ok to have sex with dolphins?
What exactly would happen if a lady received anal sex prior to giving oral sex?
How serious are “anal fissures?”
If a young lady is “hot,” does this ensure attraction from a gentleman, even if said gentleman is a “NERD?”

Here’s the dolphin lover’s website:
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Happy Thanksgiving.

Episode 4

Dan indulges in a little post-Santorum gloating.
What do straight men need? Confidence!
How to turn the homophobia gun against the homophobes.
And, we take the technology up a notch with a recorded phone conversation between Dan and a gay young man with a little masturbation problem.

Do you have problems? You do? Then call the Savage Love Podcast line at 206-201-2720. Record your question, and include your phone number if you’d like Dan to follow up.

Episode 3

This week, Dan tackles some heady issues:

How to please your diaper lovin’ man.
How to catch a white lady’s eye.
Definitions: What’s a “tranny”?? What’s a “Dirty Sanchez”?? What’s “Google”?

Want in? Call 206-201-2720 and leave your question in our voicemail box. If you don’t mind Dan following up with you, leave your phone number as well.

Episode 2

In this episode, Dan advises an older gentleman who prefers the company of younger men. Should a beleaguered lesbian get back together with her girlfriend, even though she’s been cavorting with a skanky ho? And The Cougar Hunter: a How-To Guide.

How does this work?
Here’s how it works. You call this number: 206-201-2720. It’s an answering machine. Leave your question in our voice mail. If your question sounds like it would work for the podcast, we’ll use it and Dan will answer your question for all to hear.
If you want to, you can leave your phone number in case Dan wants to follow up with you.

Episode 1

Welcome to the very first Savage Love Podcast.

In this episode, the woes of an abusive homo, how to tell your love that they’re a bad kisser, two straight men that can’t get laid, and good news! The lesbians of Slovenia are strapping on.

To record a question for Dan to be answered in a later podcast, call 206-201-2720.